The best kind of alcohol is a lot.
I’ll do what I can to be a confident wreck,
can’t feel this way forever I mean
There wasn’t any way for anyone to settle in,
you made a slow disaster out of me
(Source: wrists)Played 1770 times.
Wow I’ve lost a good number of followrs lately. Fuck y’all.
So I’m drunk right? Right. Not sure how much I’ve had. But I’m wondering how many more I can have until it’s no longer a good thing
I’ve had too much to drink and trying to watch scrubs and look at tumblr is too hard. I don’t know what’s happen ning on either at all. And autocorrect is pretty cool right
Weezer | Why Bother?
I know I should get next to you
You’ve got a look that made me think you’re cool
But it’s just sexual attraction
Not something real so I’d rather keep wackin’
Why bother? It’s gonna hurt me
It’s gonna kill when you desert me
This happened to me twice before
Won’t happen to me anymore
(Source: evrythingsucks)Played 1952 times.
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
I’m drunk DJing and keep playing Hoodie Allen songs and it’s great.